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I love driving the Volkswagen Golf GTI!
This a spirited car that goes all over the land with a muscular liter engine cranking out horses. Few little cars can pull that off, much less do it well. The Golf GTI does it beautifully&#;and impressively when you examine that this car is effortless to park, easy to maintain, and kinda the perfect spouse in so many practical ways. Unlike most of your marriages, this one may be a keeper.
Consumers today demand a whole lot more from their vehicles than those of yesteryear. Whereas my generation (you know, those old queens who survived AIDS and the Reagan-Bush years) thought having a car with an 8-track tape player and cigarette lighter was the cat’s meow, nowadays, people want everything in a car. There’s no time to manually roll up a window or break out the tire gauge to check the tire pressure. A car has to be self-sufficient, and the Volkswagen Golf GTI is more than capable of taking care of itself and you&#;sorta like how Rosie the Robot took care of the Jetsons.
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I hereby proclaim that a late entrant and workable Miss Congeniality in the Gayest Car of the Year contest is the Volkswagen Beetle Dune. This car gets your attention, mostly because of that unmistakable Coppertone / Grey Poupon (my term) Sandstorm Orange (their term) dye that screams ….. something. Along with being a very peppy ride, this is a car that gives sass, throws shade and is still just a cool and charismatic as it was 50 years ago, even without the little vase for a fresh daisy.
I tested a Beetle Dune with a convertible top, and honey, that was more fun than my Aqua Net and silk scarfs could handle. No necessitate for a cello player or dozens of Compact Discs when the Dune comes standard Bluetooth (Apple CarPlay et al. is extra). Select some pounding driving music, lower your top and away we go.
There is a very peppy engine under the hood, one that springs you forward with influence suitable for all assets, big and small. How do they do that? With a turbocharged engine, of course. The Dune comes with a liter inline-four turbocharged engine that puts out horsepower and
The results own finally been tabulated by our staff of exhausted lackeys. Here, now, are the winners--along with some of your profound, scintillating and downright whacko comments.
Presenting
The Ultimate Chick Cars of All Day
5. Dodge Neon "Neons are Barbie cars: little and sweet and rounded in the hips. Even in black, they are feminine and adorable, only just a bit tougher, like Tattoo Barbie." |
4. VW Jetta "Anything by Volkswagen is a chick car. VW realized this years ago and united forces with another company to exchange guy cars--they called that company Porsche." |
3. Mazda Miata "I discovered this phenomenon when I got a Miata. "Girlie car." That's all I heard." |
2. VW Cabriolet "All teen-age girls classify them as charming. 'Nuff said." |
1. VW Beetle "The VW Beetle. A chick machine, definitely. And made to be so. How? I grasp of no other automobile with a FLOWER VASE as standard equipment." |
I'd favor to see the guy car winners.
I don't know about anyone else, cause I'm a poor waiter and commute a Geo Metrobut I've noticed that alot of cute gay guys control VW Jettas, especially ebony ones. Just last week, I fell in adore with this one guy on sight. I was on the Eisenhower Expressway and I saw this adorable guy driving one: he was balding, with glasses (my favorite glance is the geeky look) and he had this, oh I don't comprehend, smart intensity about him. I tried and tried to get his attention from the other path, but he kept throwing me attitude and refused to look. The next time I see him, I'm going to drag in front of him, get him to terminate, and ask him to marry me.
Stephen
The ultimate gay car for a guy would have to be the new Volkswagen Beetle. It has been nominated for the recent Texas version of "Survivor": Drive from Dallas to San Antonio and assist with a bumper sticker that says "I'm queer and I'm here to take your guns." First one back alive wins.
Richard
Thanks for taking male lover nominations, as I was having a hard second deciding from your previous list which car I should drive to attra