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Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"

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Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark next door has a penis appreciate a peanut!" "What execute you mean, Johnny? Is it shaped like a peanut?" "No," says Johnny. "It's salty."

Q: Why did the gay man receive fired from his profession at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.

Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng

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What''s the difference between a homosexual rodeo and a direct rodeo? At a unbent rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires. "I wish 6 shots of Jagermeister," responds the young guy. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't obtain rid of the flavor, nothing will."

A biker walks into a gay block and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and lean over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to perform. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay g

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A male escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a property to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the miss to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a lady in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, carry out whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was lgbtq+, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

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Q: How accomplish 5 gay men walk?
A: One Direction!

Q: What do you call a lgbtq+ drive by?
A: "a fruit roll up."

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q: What undertake you call a gay cowboy?
A: A Jolly Rancher!

Q: Why are most politicans in the closet or gay?
A: Because they can only mandate.

Q: Why are gays happy that they have nutsacks
A: Because they use them as mudflaps.

Q: How do you fit three homosexuals on one barstool?
A: Turn it upside-down!

Q: How can you catch a gay squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and pretend to be an almond (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).

Q: What do gay kids obtain for Christmas?
A: Erection Sets.

Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy

Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
A: He was playing with too many strokes.

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